Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fug like me?

While I'm stunned that the Pussycat Dolls managed to win an MTV VM-Eh award, I'm always happy to see this anonymous gaggle of "singers" prowling the red carpet.

Lead Cat -- we know she's the lead because she is allowed to stand slightly ahead of the rest -- actually looks okay, as does the blue sparkly one next to her, who resembles an Apollo 13 wife on her way to a launch party but is at least managing to make retro-chic work for her a bit. Well, except for the bun, which I suspect cost $13, and may actually be a pastry with cheap hair extensions wrapped around it.

Duff Cat on the left up there continues her remarkable embrace of all things Hilary Before Her Good Makeover -- down to the little extra-cinched hem on her dress, which echoes something Hil has already worn. But she should fire whomever chose a dress for her that has built-in wrinkles; ditto Bland Cat, second from the right, who looks like she shook it out from a crumpled heap in her neglected dry-cleaning pile and figured that no one would notice because one of the other cats was bound to look worse. (She was half correct.) And Posh Cat on the far right, whom I once thought bore a passing facial resemblance to everybody's favorite footballer's wife, was obviously erroneously inspired by Lindsay Lohan's Shakespearian bloomers. She barely coughed up a hairball's worth of original fug.

Aged Cat, meanwhile, looks like the cocktail waitress at the Playboy Mansion's Senior Bunny Texas Hold 'Em tournament. I mean, she's sporting a VISOR with her dress. A VISOR, PEOPLE. You know who else wears visors? Kevin Federline. And come to think of it, there's a slight facial resemblance to him in this photo. So until she earns her way back out of this reeking bog, she's known to me only as Federfeline. And being a groin-licking mewling version of Mr. Spears is a sad, sad fate indeed.

Letterman inks CBS deal for 4 more years

NEW YORK — David Letterman is planning to outlast Jay Leno in late-night television. CBS Corp. and Letterman have agreed to a four-year contract extension that will keep the comic on the "Late Show" through the 2009-10 television season, according to two executives familiar with the negotiations who spoke on condition of anonymity Thursday because the deal wasn't fully done.

That would keep Letterman, 59, on the air past NBC's planned 2009 hand-off of the "Tonight" show job from Leno to Conan O'Brien.

Leno and Letterman have been competing in late-night since 1993, after NBC chose Leno for "Tonight" and Letterman jumped to CBS.

For most of that time, Leno has had the upper hand in the ratings. For the past year, Leno has averaged 5.71 million viewers each night to Letterman's 4.16, according to Nielsen Media Research. That gap is more than 200,000 viewers wider than the previous year, mostly due to Letterman's audience shrinking, Nielsen said.

Letterman has suffered through health problems in recent years that has led to some speculation that he might not want to do the job much longer. Heart surgery in 2000 and a case of shingles in 2003 kept Letterman off the air for brief periods.

But Letterman has apparently concluded that he's up to the challenge of competing with O'Brien, who took over Letterman's NBC show after the move to CBS.

NBC announced two years ago its unusual long-off succession plan, done primarily to prevent O'Brien from moving to another network.

Spokesmen for CBS Entertainment and Letterman would not comment on negotiations. The agreement was first reported Thursday in the Hollywood Reporter.

Tom and Katie’ girl Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair magazine

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ baby girl Suri has finally come out in the spotlight so that people ( if I can name them so ) can have concerns like where did Suri get her’ Asian’ features from? Why does the child - who by the way has her mother looks - has to pay for the parents reputation, come to think about this irritates me like when the pop celebrity Britney Spears’ baby who was named by Esquire magazine the worst-dressed, the poor kid doesn’t even speak!

For example TMZ.com wonders whether or not Suri’s delicate, almond-shaped eyes, the milky, pale-ish skin tone, the striking mane of dark, dark hair will lead to an article in Vanity Fair magazine as to why the tiny tot “has Lucy Liu’s eyes” in “six years”, while website Gawker posted an Asiatic-looking parody shot of the baby. Incredible!

Anyway the pictures of the celebrity family ( Tom, Katie and Suri ) are available in Vanity Fair magazine’s new issue with a full 22-page album of the happy family that shows the baby and her parents.

Pamela Anderson holding her boobs

At Comedy Central, Pamela was shot holding her large twins…

Paris Hilton arrested for DUI

TMZ reports that Paris Hilton has been arrested in Hollywood last night (actually this early morning) and charged with driving under the influence. Her Mercedes was stopped by LAPD when they noticed her driving all over the place.

Upon being tested, she blew .08, the minimum blood alcohol level in California (how the heck was she driving erraticly with just .08?), so she was arrested and taken for booking to the local police station.

So far, there are no reports of her calling anybody "sugar tits" or bitching about the Jews. So we gotta give it to her: she’s far more polite than Mel Gibson… or may be her mouth is stuffed with something right now, and she can’t talk.