Paris Hilton arrested for DUI

TMZ reports that Paris Hilton has been arrested in Hollywood last night (actually this early morning) and charged with driving under the influence. Her Mercedes was stopped by LAPD when they noticed her driving all over the place.

Upon being tested, she blew .08, the minimum blood alcohol level in California (how the heck was she driving erraticly with just .08?), so she was arrested and taken for booking to the local police station.

So far, there are no reports of her calling anybody "sugar tits" or bitching about the Jews. So we gotta give it to her: she’s far more polite than Mel Gibson… or may be her mouth is stuffed with something right now, and she can’t talk.