The NY Daily News reports Britney Spears is planning to name her new daughter Jailynn in honor of her parents, Jamie and Lynn, and her little sister, Jamie Lynn. The child is also reportedly set to be delivered via C-section and will share the same birthday as Sean Preston, September 14.
Her music should've already given away how uncreative Britney was, but naming Jailynn after Jamie, Lynn, and Jamie Lynn? It's a wonder she didn't accidentally name her first kid 'Britney.' And I know it's cruel to make fun of a baby, but Sean Preston is the angriest most evil looking child I've ever seen. Sure, Britney and Kevin didn't get to handpick their personal Asian baby from the baby store like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but there's no reason I should be lying in bed with the covers pulled over my head because I'm afraid this little baby is going to crawl up the side and start eating my insides. Then again if Britney and Kevin were my parents I'd probably be filled with hate and rage too.
A few more of a really angry Sean Preston after the jump, including one where he looks like The Godfather.
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