Or she is. Or she's single. Or some combination of those.
It’s been a strange week for Jennifer Aniston. Caught in some quantum-mechanical space-time conundrum, it seems she’s simultaneously engaged and not engaged. According to US Weekly, Vince Vaughn has proposed. But according to a People Magazine interview, Jennifer said she isn’t engaged. You know, Shröedinger’s cat had this problem—it was simultaneously dead and not dead. Somebody needs to relieve her of this condition.
“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Jennifer said in People. Okay, that sounds pretty emphatic. Could she then, perhaps... be single?
Our Aruba fantasy remains alive…
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