Jennifer’s Not Engaged!

Or she is. Or she's single. Or some combination of those.

It’s been a strange week for Jennifer Aniston. Caught in some quantum-mechanical space-time conundrum, it seems she’s simultaneously engaged and not engaged. According to US Weekly, Vince Vaughn has proposed. But according to a People Magazine interview, Jennifer said she isn’t engaged. You know, Shröedinger’s cat had this problem—it was simultaneously dead and not dead. Somebody needs to relieve her of this condition.

“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Jennifer said in People. Okay, that sounds pretty emphatic. Could she then, perhaps... be single?

Our Aruba fantasy remains alive…

Drugs a factor in Anna Nicole's son's death?

More details have been released regarding the mysterious and sudden death of Daniel Smith, Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son. According to a Bahamas police official, Daniel died quietly while visiting his mother in her hospital room after she gave birth to a daughter.

Daniel had arrived in the Bahamas on Saturday night to visit with his mother and his new sister. At one point he was believed to have gone to sleep. Said Reginald Ferguson, assistant commissioner of the Royal Bahamian Police Force, "It would appear from our report that the mother had gotten up, saw him in the chair and he appeared to be sound asleep. She tried to wake him up, he was unresponsive, and she sounded the alarm."

One report, which was quoted on PerezHilton.com, claims that Daniel may have died from a drug overdose. An insider revealed, "All we know right now is that he was on anti-depressants. Some things indicate that he probably overdosed on those drugs." This goes against a statement made on Anna Nicole’s website that claimed that drugs were not suspected in Daniel’s death. An autopsy was scheduled to take place on Monday, though the results have not been released.

Spears, Federline Have Second Son

LOS ANGELES — Britney Spears gave birth to her second son early Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, according to several entertainment magazines.

The baby boy was delivered around 2 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Us Weekly reported on its Web site Wednesday, citing an unnamed family source. The child was delivered by a scheduled Cesarean section procedure, People.com reported.

The newborn's name wasn't immediately released. Spears' New York-based publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, did not return a call to the Associated Press seeking comments.

It was the second child for Spears, 24, and her husband, Kevin Federline, 28.

The baby arrived just days before their son Sean Preston's first birthday on Thursday.

Federline also has a daughter and a son with actress Shar Jackson.

They're Bringing Sexy Black

Women know that if they want to look sexy and get noticed, there's nothing better than a little black dress to grab everyone's attention.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Petra Nemcova and Dita Von Teese all showed off their best assests as they hit the red carpet sporting sexy and stunning styles.

Alan Alda Was Shocked To Win Another Emmy

Alan Alda was stunned when he won his sixth Emmy last month because he was so sure he wouldn't win that he went on a family holiday to Europe and skipped the ceremony. The actor decided to go ahead with plans for a family vacation, even after learning the ceremony had been moved to August from its traditional slot in September.

He talked about his win today on Live With Regis And Kelly saying, "I'm so thrilled by this. I'm so happy. I swear to God, if I were Tom Cruise and you were a couch, I would jump up and down on you! It made me so happy and I couldn't be there. My daughter planned a trip to Europe months and months ago and it was her children's first time seeing Europe. I didn't want to miss that.

"I knew that in August they didn't have the Emmys, so we'd be safe. Then they faked me out, they put it in August and I had to make this terrible choice between the lives of these dear little grandchildren and going to the ceremony. We're in France and it's the middle of the night when they give out the award, so I'm like 'I'll find out in the morning'...

"So I had to get up in the middle of the night, so I'm coming back and I see on the computer all these emails coming in and I think, 'Wait a minute, I don't think they're all saying tough luck...' I found out at 3:30 in the morning that I had won! We have a granddaughter whose name is Emmy and we had been playing card games all day long that day. So I wake up my wife in the middle of the night and I say, 'I won the Emmy!' She's still half asleep and she says, 'You beat Emmy at cards?'"